Recent reviews by supercatyler

STORY:

Forget evrything. Dis storyline? Pure art. Itz like if Shakespeare wuz a pro-gamer and ate 50 space cakes and got to wurk makin da most beautiful sory everr. I legit cried at da part wit da dave boss fight, hit me right in da soul.

GAMEPLAY:

Movement? Smoove as butter, enuff to make CS:GO surf players uninstall.

Guns? More than SNoop Dogg has doobies, made killin scrubs so ez

SOUNDTRACK:

Bruh, da sound design slaps harder than wen my mom found my bong in my room. Evry airhorn iz perfectly placed, n' da dank bass drops and wubz legit made my Logitek Z623 speakers combust (RIP to da real audio MVPs).

FINAL VERDICT:

After 100%-ing dis MASTERPIECE, I’ve achieved true MLG enlightenment and i am applying for FaZe ASAP. I feel lyk I’ve ascended 2 da 69th dimension where memes r eternal n' MTN DEW flows in rivers.

TLDR:

420/10 would blaze again
Buy dis game, or ur life iz basically a noob montage.

fun but very buggy and broken

Be TF2 community

Upset game was basically abandoned by Valve

Continue spending money on game = supporting Valve doing nothing and getting paid for it

Be surprised when they still don't update the game

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Overwatch 2

if blizzard wont give us pve then i guess ill just play this instead

The horrors of war have both stained my weapons, body, and mind. I can never unhear the screams

i like when you risk the rain during the rain and theres risk in the rain and im like "you just got risked" the rain

This game has taught me to laugh, cry, love, fear, and, hate at the same time. The amount of emotional story telling and bone chilling suspense left me speechless and hopeful for the gaming industry's future. I laugh in triumph with my allies beside me taking down the invading attackers, bonds made that could never be broken even in death. I cried for when my castles fell and my men perished but the more you pushed me down the harder i pushed back and the mourners who cling to me need someone to believe in to assure them their husbands and children didn't die for a folly cause. They trust me not to lose my edge when the sea of skeletons and godgantupines came up the hill aiming for my town, nay me. So I must have no fear. They came smiling, laughing, taunting me. For each skeleton giant that fell i felt myself grinning ear to ear never in my life have i felt so happy, so alive. The deafening explosions of the magic casting spells resulted in permanent hearing loss but it is a small sacrifice for my people that im willing to make. Everytime I felt discouraged I thought of everyone's faces and Oliver the cat. I fight for my people so they will never know the horrors of war I fight for eden, I fight for peace.

fun mechanics has great movement and guns

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