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☐ Ask NASA for a computer
☐ Master Race
☐ Fast
☐ Decent
☑ Potato
☐ Go install Linux instead
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Better than reality
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ CD-i game
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Addictive
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
---{ Game Size }---
☐ You will need a black hole
☐ Warzone
☐ Big
☐ Workable
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Floppy Disk
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Another Dark Souls
☐ Pretty hard
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ A walk in the park
☐ Just press 'W'
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Some lore
☑ No story
---{ Game Time }---
☑ To infinity and beyond
☐ Long
☐ Average
☐ Short
☐ It's over yet?
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ Only on sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ Burn your money instead