Ra, Ra, Ra… Let me tell you something about Ra, and yes, I am in fact referring to Apemen Ra, maybe you know him from Amen? Anyway, this is an unknown fact, he was granted eyes in the back of his head, every night before he was tucked in for bed he would get down on his hands and knees, bless his heart, and pray. He would pray, pray, and pray. “Please NACL organizers, allow me the privilege to see what others cannot.” And so, his prayers were answered. He developed a new perspective on the battlefield, no pun intended. Now, all of you know, if Ra has a Zweihander in one hand, his eyes are certainly in another scouring everywhere but below. If you encounter him, you must strike low, strike fast, and strike true. Otherwise, it’s too late.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.

5k hours

This guy HAS had sex with a goat and he is LYING

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training Request:
Hours: 1000
Strengths: Swing Manipulation, Ghost Stabs, Slow and Smooth
Weakness: Footwork, Reading.

Additional Info: Looking for someone with at least 2.5k Hours, I have a good understanding of Footwork, swing manip, true neutrals, and a great deal of adaptability when dealing with various playstyles. Hard reads on an opponent who is capable of true neutrals or extended swing manip is a big weakness of mine, aka, someone who can extend a drag via cucumbers etc. If anyone is willing to share their knowledge, ill be playing mord till the servers truly die. I'm also interested in the hidden comp servers, where most Elite players reside, any info would be greatly appreciated.