Recent reviews by Mitch_Murder

I am Christian Weston Chandler, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a high functioning autistic not entitled to have a boyfriend free girl?
No, says the niggo in Washington. Autistics were meant to be kicked.
No, says the trolls on 4chan. You will never get china.
No, says the jerkops at the mall. You are banned from this mall
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Cwcville
A city where the girls would not say no.
Where Sonichu would not be bound by darn copy right laws.
Where I could have a sweetheart from the ground up, free from the trolls.
With the sweat of my chin, Cwcville can become your city, as well.

Very cozy paranormal adventure game. You're tasked to find your killer's identity to move over and be with your nagging b.itch wife who's also dead. The story flows quite well, the MC is a bit cringe and a bit insufferable but everything fits in and gives you this early 2000s horror movie vibe.

Third game breaking bug and I'm only in act 4. This game is downright sadistic with it's dungeon design and combat encounters. Most companions are cringe and uninteresting. Writing fluctuates a lot from passable to written by someone who's only social interactions was entirely on Reddit. Kingdom management can be fun or tedious but it's almost always frustrating.

There used to be a time period back in the early 2000s when all we got month after month was WW2 bangers. This one particularly imho is one of the best from that era, when Gearbox made real quality games instead of looter shooter slop.

they fu.cking took out the sign for the chernobyl power plant (sorry, chornobyyyyyl)
it's just kind of pathetic all around, like I get it but come on

I don't say this very often but I always thought Alyx had a very cummable face. Just imagine her face glazed in gordon semen

10/10 Could not stop yanking my pizzle

A man who never eats pork buns is not a whole man after all

i can remote play my living room sexbox while being comfy in the bed

From blacksmith's son to terminator in just under 40 hrs