kiobu
Hong Kong
I just can't believe they didn't pick up stuff in testing, like, I understand the games can be like weird, but like theres just no way they didnt pick up that this game has like 10 flaws in testing, like how, how did any testers play and sit in the mid tower and say like "yeah this was a good gaming experience where I'm supposed to score on other teams, but instead, I will just bowspam down the TWO BLOCK BRIDGE that every team has to leave" so you need no aim and you just go BING BING BING BING BING and you're not doing anything for the game you're BING BING BING BING BING, and then like one team just can't play the game, and NO ONE brought that up in testing, not a single person it was just never mentioned, that thats a thing that can happen, like what the ♥♥♥♥
I just can't believe they didn't pick up stuff in testing, like, I understand the games can be like weird, but like theres just no way they didnt pick up that this game has like 10 flaws in testing, like how, how did any testers play and sit in the mid tower and say like "yeah this was a good gaming experience where I'm supposed to score on other teams, but instead, I will just bowspam down the TWO BLOCK BRIDGE that every team has to leave" so you need no aim and you just go BING BING BING BING BING and you're not doing anything for the game you're BING BING BING BING BING, and then like one team just can't play the game, and NO ONE brought that up in testing, not a single person it was just never mentioned, that thats a thing that can happen, like what the ♥♥♥♥
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Behruz Dec 11 @ 1:42pm 
Leaked CIA documents revealed the existence of “Project Falcon”, a clandestine operation by the Iranian Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' (IRGC) covert operation group Unit 840. It aims to weaken the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia by infiltrating its esports teams with players who purposefully underperform in order to waste capital from the Public Investment Fund, damage the Kingdom’s reputation, and reducing its influence in the Middle East.

The leaked document also revealed that Saudi Intelligence, with CIA's assistance, has identified 5 foreign individuals recruited by the IRGC for this operation so far: Nikola Kovac, Ilya Osipov, Maksim Lukin, Rene Madsen, and Damjan Stoilkovsky.

However, further Saudi and Western efforts to thwart this project have only been met with defeat due to the failure in identifying the IRGC commander in charge of this campaign. So far, the only information the CIA has on this elusive spymaster is his codename: "zonic".
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pomni's spiral-colored clit Nov 21 @ 3:35pm 
your shaven clean feminine bussy will be pillaged and ravaged like medieval lands
Behruz Nov 21 @ 9:49am 
i want to be honest about something. during our cs2 mens, i cheated. there’s no excuse for it and i’m not going to try to make one. i made a stupid decision because i wanted to look better than i actually was, and in doing so i disrespected the work everyone else putted in.

i’m not gonna go into details on what i used or how long just to not stretch this text into length

i’m genuinely sorry, i feel embarrassing, i understand if you’re frustrated, disappointed, or don’t want me to play. i don’t want myself playing here too after what i did. i’m just really stupid for even installing a cheat. i just want to take responsibility for what i did. i feel terribly sorry

if i ever earn the chance to come back and 10 man with you again, i’ll do it honestly. i have one more request and that is to please keep all this in the server. please dont out me on hltv or any other socials. thank you for hearing me out
ashleyrossmith Nov 11 @ 8:22am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
Behruz Nov 9 @ 11:54am 
ZywOo is not the protagonist. He's not the main character. On his BIRTHDAY, he gets humiliated in a grand final. Where's the plot armour? Where's the moment that you can point to that the soundtrack plays, and he does something to win in the final episode of the season?

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Every time when the protagonist would win for Zywoo? Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose and have no impactful moments doing so.

ropz is probably thinking of joining the team of the GOAT, the guy who breaks the game rn. Or the kid who carried his team to the three most prestigious trophies in 1.5 years.