dan backslide
flatline
United States
Creator of flathud and omphud-redux
Melee and P+ player, ranked #8 in WI for Melee/#4 for P+
Bad roamer player
Dark Summit speedrunner, watch me at SGDQ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quvO-migS6Q

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Creator of flathud and omphud-redux
Melee and P+ player, ranked #8 in WI for Melee/#4 for P+
Bad roamer player
Dark Summit speedrunner, watch me at SGDQ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quvO-migS6Q

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hey
I'm not selling any of my items.

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Desacabose: I HAVE
Desacabose: AN ERECTION
Desacabose: WHICH I AM USING
Desacabose: TO TYPE

sorry im french: amazon shipped my keyboard to the wrong house

2:35 PM - da real frylock: so white guy hosting friend lan thigny
2:35 PM - da real frylock: has a bunch of monsters
2:35 PM - da real frylock: we all drank like 3l ast night
2:35 PM - da real frylock: and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
2:35 PM - flatline | flathud.com : lol
2:35 PM - da real frylock: montser gives me 5 hour long erecitons
2:35 PM - da real frylock: never
2:35 PM - da real frylock: again

8:01 PM - viper: 0ur roamer died 24 times
8:01 PM - viper: IN 25 MINS
8:01 PM - viper: ♥♥♥♥ MAN

10:03 PM - team fortress 2 demoman: wabt ti play mel333

gandalf: : I'm your puppet by Gregory and the hawk because it's sad how powerless she is when it comes to this one guy that doesn't even love her but takes advantage of her. I think it's sad how we can all be victim of love and not even realize that we are hurting ourselves in the process or sometimes even wanting the hurt is just sad as well. That to me is a sad song

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gamer resume

comp tf2 experience

sixes
· S12 UGC Steel Evolution Gaming - Roamer
· S13 UGC Steel The Cult of Bill Cosby - Medic
· S14 UGC Silver Mountain Dew Republic - Pocket/Roamer
· S15 UGC Silver CosB 2.0 The Squeakwel - Medic/Pocket/Roamer [3rd place] [8-4]
· S15 ESEA Open Disney Channel Celebrities - Roamer [7-9]
· S4 CEVO Open Sunday Funday - Roamer Backup
· S17 ESEA Open Champagne and Cocaine - Roamer [10th place] [11-8]
· S18 ESEA Open Silent Kingdom - Roamer [10-6]
· S19 ESEA Open City of Lions - Roamer [10-6]
· S20 ESEA Intermediate Bruiser Brigade - Roamer [5-11]
· S21 ESEA Intermediate Creative Juices - Roamer [5-11]
· S21 ESEA Open chefs - Roamer [16th place] [11-6]
· S22 ESEA IM Cool Calm Collective - Roamer [5-11]
· S23 ESEA IM Cool Calm Collective - Roamer [5-10]
· S3 RGL Main Hairline Treatment Centre - Roamer [5th place] [15-3]
· S4 RGL Div2 Stock Market - Roamer Backup


highlander
· S7 UGC Steel Red HL Pleasure Me/TF2R - Spy [3-5]
· S8 UGC Steel Blue HL Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen/TF2R - Spy [2-5]
· S9 UGC Steel Red HL Antihero Collective - Spy [11th place] [6-5]
· S10 UGC Steel HL Right to Kill - Spy [died lol]
· S11 UGC Silver HL Skill May Vary - Spy [2-6]
· S12 UGC Gold HL Pretty Pretty Princesses - Spy [2-6]
· S13 UGC Gold HL Poor Hit Detection - Spy [4-4]
· S14 UGC Gold HL Muma and the Moomoos - Spy [2nd Place] [10-3]
· S15 UGC Plat Bring Your Esports - Spy Backup

melee/p+ rankings

melee
· Wisconsin Summer 2018 - HM (Doc)
· Wisconsin Fall 2018 - 9th (Doc)
· Wisconsin Winter 2018 - 7th (Doc)
· Wisconsin Spring 2019 - 4th (Doc)
· Wisconsin Summer 2019 - 3rd (Doc)
· Wisconsin Winter 2019 - 9th (Doc)
· Wisconsin Winter 2021 - 10th (Falco/Doc)
· Wisconsin Spring 2022 - 9th (Falco)
· Wisconsin Summer 2022 - 5th (Falco/Doc)
· Wisconsin Winter 2022 - 4th (Falco/Doc)
· Wisconsin Spring 2023 - 5th (Falco/Doc)
· Wisconsin Fall 2023 - 8th (Falco/Doc)

pm/p+
· Wisconsin Fall 2021 - 10th (Wario)
· Wisconsin Spring 2022 - 7th (Wario/Mario)
· Wisconsin Summer 2022 - 5th (Mario/Wario)
· Wisconsin Fall 2022 - 5th (Mario)
· Wisconsin Spring 2023 - 4th (Mario)
· Unofficial Rank #63 NA 2023

speedruns

dark summit
· any%: 40:52 (WR) (GDQ run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quvO-migS6Q)
· moon%: 41:38 (WR)
· any% ng+: 39:18 (WR)

kirby super star ultra
· meta knightmare ultra: 27:14:590 (15th)

melee
· samus target test: 9.68 (113th)

other

osu
pp: 2499
#350,703 world
goal top50k
top play 147pp

fortnite
c5s1 no build: unreal #11,982
c5s1 builds: elite (w/o building lol)
every other season sucks

pokemon tcg
2024 season: 80/600cp
2025 season: 120cp
2026 season: 124cp
Recent Activity
1,293 hrs on record
last played on Dec 13
1,311 hrs on record
last played on Dec 13
1,439 hrs on record
last played on Dec 13
elliott Jan 29 @ 1:36pm 
why did they call it flathud when the game was 3d
ADR Mar 11, 2018 @ 10:05pm 
wow whoa wee wow woozers
crippledcarl93 Feb 8, 2018 @ 10:02am 
:3
dan backslide Jan 24, 2018 @ 1:03am 
im not dead i just have broken hands
k :) Jan 8, 2018 @ 8:23pm 
dude where have you been ...
nabla Feb 24, 2017 @ 3:12pm 
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