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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:24am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:23am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 11:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 9:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 2:15am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 7:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:45am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:45am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 6:42am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:15am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:28am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:35am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:25am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:27am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 10:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:31am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:07am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:00am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:26am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:34am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 5:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:45am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:28am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:47am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:13am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:31am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:56am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:07pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:49am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 9:02am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:33am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:58am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:54am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 7:22am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 6:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 12:19am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 6:34am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 3:27pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 5:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 6:47am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 7:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 4:26am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:33am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 9:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 8:08am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:45am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 11:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:35am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 8:34am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 7:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 7:17am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 11:43am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:09am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 10:02am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 1:01pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:43am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:19am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 7:48am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 9:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 7:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 11:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 11:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 11:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 12:20am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 8:57am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 12:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:18am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:45am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 5:50am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 12:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:52am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:51am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:53am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 11:38am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:50am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 6:42am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:17am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:17am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:17am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:18am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 3:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 3:32am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 10:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 9:29pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 7:12am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:51am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 8:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:51am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 12:12pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:32am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:03am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 6:46am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:49am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 11:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 7:48am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 19 @ 8:52am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:10am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:24am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 8:34am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:51am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 12:41pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Feb 7 @ 6:45am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 7:12am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 8:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 6:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 1:46pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 9:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:15am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 1:17pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:16am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:16am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:36am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 10:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:33pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:33pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:46am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:46am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 5:00am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:32am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 2:02am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:51am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 7:12am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:21am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:47am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:06am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:12am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 9:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 2:31am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:20am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:32am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:24am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 5:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 8:55am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 7:59am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 9:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 1:40am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:46am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 7:10am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 10:42am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:44am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:17am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 4:26am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 7:08am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:04am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 8 @ 11:14am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:21am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:45am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:29am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 9:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 7:55am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 30 @ 1:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 2:15am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 4:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 7:26am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 8:15am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:20am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 10:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:23am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:23am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:06am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:12am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:39am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:41am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:43am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 10:46am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 12:33pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:46am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:52am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 11:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:51am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 9:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 12:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 8:11am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:34am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Dec 8 @ 7:55am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Feb 9 @ 1:36am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 2:15am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:50am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:47am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:42am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 3:32am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:25am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 7:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:06am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:41am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:39am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:50am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 7:09am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 10:48am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 1:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:57am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:58am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:38am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 8:10am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 10:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:15am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 13 @ 7:12am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 7:42am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:43am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 7:15am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 2:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:46am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 7:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 5:25am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 8:58am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 13 @ 1:31pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:40am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:39am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:39am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:44am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:26am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 12:51pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 7:26am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 5:05am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 1:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 7:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:50am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:44am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 4:24am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 7:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 2:09am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:09am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 12:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9 @ 12:31am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Feb 10 @ 8:46am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:37am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Feb 11 @ 6:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:44am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:11am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 7:08am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 12:51pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 6:24am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 11:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 6:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:46am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 12:52pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 9:29am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 12:29pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 11 @ 12:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 15 @ 3:38am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 9:23am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:37am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 9:16am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 13 @ 12:29am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 9:26am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 9:04am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 7:26am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 8:22am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 8:58am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:26am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 25 @ 8:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 12:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:49am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 8:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 10:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:27am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 2:07am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 2:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 4:42am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 8:58am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 8:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 9:32am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 17 @ 12:38pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 27 @ 10:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 8:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 10:48am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 11:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 1:53am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:41am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:51am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 2:05pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 16 @ 7:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 9:32am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 17 @ 12:38pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 27 @ 10:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 10:16am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:24am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 8:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:12am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:27am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 1:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 9:25am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:32am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:47am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 11:10pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:18am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:21am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 8:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 13 @ 1:31pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 7:24am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:31am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:49am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:49am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 8:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:50am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:54am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Feb 14 @ 5:17am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 7:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:17am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 6:00am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:26am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 2:10am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:42am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:25am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 10 @ 11:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:16am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 11:10pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 26 @ 8:11am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Feb 27 @ 10:48am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:26am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:26am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 2:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 6:22am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 8:58am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 9 @ 12:31am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 12:56am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:28am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 21 @ 1:15pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:26am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 12 @ 9:49am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 3 @ 11:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 12:56am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:37am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Mar 5 @ 6:23am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 8:05am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Feb 1 @ 11:46am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 12 @ 11:22pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 7:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 4:26am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 9:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 11:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Feb 23 @ 9:43am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:24am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 7:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 7:26am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Mar 6 @ 8:58am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Mar 13 @ 1:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:16am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:49am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 5:25am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 1 @ 6:26am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 11:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Mar 4 @ 9:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:41am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:42am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 9:52am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 13 @ 1:31pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 20 @ 10:43am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 12:56am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 5 @ 7:28am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 21 @ 1:15pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Apr 1 @ 9:16am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:20am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 8:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 5:34am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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