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I am under your bed >:3

best daddy ever

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After a good hunt in monster hunter world, i added her because she seemed like a cool lady. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great laughs and most importantly true friendship.

I invited her to my house for a mhw lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.

When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt her hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out she was a he. Don't trust this one.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said in game, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make "you" sandwiches (lol) while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) :) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be all weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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