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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 1:42pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2023 @ 9:30am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked Jan 27, 2024 @ 8:51am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2022 @ 5:11am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 7:30am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 7:58am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 6:59am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 5:47am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 5:43am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 5:34am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 6:11am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 7:20am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 7:37am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 7:55am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 8:20am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked Oct 15, 2022 @ 8:24am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 7:49am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2023 @ 10:02am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2024 @ 4:51am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked Mar 1, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2022 @ 1:30pm