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I've become so much like Shoya Ishida it's scary. I wear a black t-shirt, don't socially interact with anyone, and always imagine an 'X' symbol on the faces of people. When I look in the mirror and into the reflection of my eyes, I can't help but feel ashamed of my sinful past and sign the words " 友達になれますか "( which means 'Can we be friends ' in Japanese). I made sure to learn to sign language as a form of atonement which had the consequence of me moving my hands every time I talked but I don't care about what other people think of me SO SHUT THE FOCK UP KAWAII! I always use my hands to close my ears and look down at the ground in a manner that is seen by everyone so they are reminded that I am not in control. When I see my childhood classmates during walks I get mad at them for not being as remorseful as I am. I can't have sekkusu with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Shoko or Ueno, both of whom just remind me of Tomohiro. When I enter an amusement park and go to a stall to get fast food, I refuse to interact with the vendor and immediately leave the vicinity as that person reminds me of my once childhood friend, Kazuki Shimada. Then when I finally manage to order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them friendship fries. I just keep moving forward towards that bridge near Nishimiya's school, once every Tuesday.

Rule i ▪ Just as the square root of -1 is imaginary, so too are half the things you see on the internet.
Rule -1 ▪ /b/ is not your friend.
Rule 0 ▪ Don't f0ck with cats
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Rule 4 ▪ We are legion.
Rule 5 ▪ We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 6 ▪ Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
Rule 7 ▪ Anonymous is still able to deliver.
Rule 8 ▪ There are no real rules about posting.
Rule 9 ▪ There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
Rule ⑨ ▪ There is a Touhou version of it. No exceptions.
Rule 10 ▪ /b/ is not your personal army.
Rule 11 ▪ No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀debates. Instead they mock your intelligence.
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Rule 16 ▪ If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 17 ▪ Every win fails eventually.
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Rule 19 ▪ The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20 ▪ Nothing is to be taken seriously. (EXCEPT RULE 71!)
Rules 21–24 ▪ Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost.
Rule 25 ▪ Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Rule 26 ▪ Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.
Rule 27 ▪ Always question a person's sexual prefrences without any real reason
Rule 28 ▪ Always question a person's gender - just incase it's really a man
Rule 29 ▪ On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
Rule 30 ▪ There Are No Girls on the Internet
Rule 31 ▪ If there is no pictures it didn't happen.
Rule 32 ▪ You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀picture.( Not Ai art)
Rule 32.5 ▪ Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation. No exceptions.
Rule 33 ▪ Lurk more - it's never enough
Rule 34 ▪ If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35 ▪ If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
Rule 36 ▪ No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.[2]
Rule 36.5 ▪ Rule 34 is actually Producing Documents, Electronically Stored Information, and
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tangible Things, or Entering onto Land, for Inspection and Other Purposes. DON'T
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TRUST THE WEEBS AND SIMPS! I SEE YOU F0CKING WH0RES!
Rule 37 ▪ You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
Rule 38 ▪ No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
Rule 39 ▪ CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Rule 40 ▪ EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Rule 41 ▪ Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
Rule 41.5 ▪ Always bring your towel. No exceptions.
Rule 42 ▪ Nothing Is Sacred.
Rule 43 ▪ The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
Rule 44 ▪ If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid.
Rule 45 ▪ When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.
Rule 46 ▪ The internet is SERIOUS F0CKING BUSINESS.
Rule 47 ▪ The pool is always closed.
Rule 47.5 ▪ !???
Rule 48 ▪ Profit
Rule 49 ▪ No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
Rule 50 ▪ A Crossover, even improbable ones, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀official release material. No exceptions!
Rule 51 ▪ The Baby Mammott Was Always Happy
Rule 52 ▪ He Made a ARG ARC
Rule 61 ▪ Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule 63, no exceptions or else.
Rule 62 ▪ It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule 63 ▪ For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀versa). Including Chuck Norris. Rule 61 is lying to you. And there is always porn of that
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀character. No Exceptions.
Rule 63.5 ▪ Don't copy that floppy.
Rule 64 ▪ If it exists, it has “LOOOOORRRREE!".
Rule 65 ▪ If there isn't, there will be.
Rule 66 ▪ The longer the LORE around something is, the weirder it gets.
Rule 67 ▪ If it has lore, it also has lore from alternate timelines(AU), especially if the main lore is
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀copyrighted by a big power hungry corporation.
Rule 67/2 ▪ 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.
Rule 68 ▪ Everything has a fandom, everything.
Rule 69 ▪ Nice!
Rule 70 ▪ Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
Rule 70.5 ▪ For every character, there is or will be a cat (and/or kitten play) version of them.
Rule 71 ▪ The internet is SERIOUS F0CKING BUSINESS.
Rule 72 ▪ If a song exists, there is a Megolovania version of it.
Rule 73 ▪ If something naughty or unacceptable is said on a "safe" website and nobody
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀understands it, you do NOT explain it.
Rule 74 ▪ If there’s porn of it, it can become wholesome.
Rule 75 ▪ Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
Rule 77 ▪ The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 78 ▪ There is a Wiki of it. No exceptions.
Rule 80 ▪ Gore is always present on the internet.
Rule 83 ▪ get bite-of-87ed
Rule 85 ▪ If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exceptions.
Rule 86 ▪ If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it. No exceptions.
Rule 87 ▪ Do not speak of the diner.
Rule 90 ▪ Every anime sure have jojo referenced,No exceptions.
Rule 93 ▪ If it exists, you can play DOOM on it. No exceptions.
Rule 94 ▪ Every person is Trans until proven otherwise.
Rule 103 ▪ For every song, there is a Vocaloid version of it.
Rule 104 ▪ If there is not a Vocaloid version of it, there will be. No exceptions.
Rule 105 ▪ Rule 71 is SERIOUS F0CKING BUSINESS.
Rule 123 ▪ 456789.
Rule 177 ▪ Tropicana tastes like rainbow. No exceptions.
Rule 169? ▪ Nah, I'd rather have 2 69s.
Rule 190 ▪ The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works.
Rule 210 ▪ Chinese cultural products(anime,cartoon,manhua) is exceptions of rule 34,63
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(before I tell to they).
Rule 227 ▪ Comparing two things is normal, but if compared too often it becomes unhealthy
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀and toxic.
Rule 250 ▪ The more famous something is, the more people will try to bring it down with or
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀without reason.
Rule 269 ▪ Yeah, finally...2 69s!
Rule 284 ▪ What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even the post clearance that's coming up.
Rule 647 ▪ Keldeo is a pony.
Rule 2006 ▪ c@wk joke
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