Making Steam Great Again

My fellows Americans. We fought for so long, and so hard. After so much time, we did our best to make Steam great again. But times change, and so do we. We have to adapt to the new worlds, the new meme materials. Thats why, I have found new and better way. The way of the devil.

Lately the internet has been under heavy attack. We have confronted illegal immigrants, smurfs and Ashit Pai. But we have discovered a new threat. The weeaboos. They have developed throughout the years, and now they are at their highest known point. They have sexualized and humanized animals, Clorox, Tide Pods, and even our own planet, known as Earth-Chan. We will not walk away from this menace. It will not be long enough before they sexualize another entity as an underaged lewd girl.

As mentioned before I found a new and right way to fight the enemy. The ancient tribe of The Ugandan Knuckles. They have trained and prepared for the Japanese cultural wrath. They know the way of the Devil, who will save us from this damnation.

If you still think there is a hope for the internet as we know it today, join me, in the Tribe of The Ugandan Knuckles.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tribeoftheugandanknuckles

It has been an honor making our nation great and "bigly" once again. Thank you for your support.