My heart goes out to all the tesco's workers having to deal with Bread Night tonight and tomorrow... thoughts and prayers to all, I'll be clapping for them this coming thursday..

"I MEEUST PROTEEEUST"

DOPFHTTHER PLEASE WEETHIEVESDEPRETHIOUS (chin be jiggling all the while)
Rewatching it I can kinda see how it's "these machines are precious" but his stupid accent and chin get in the way so much there is no way it could be heard like that on first hearing. "Please receive your depression" sounds much more like what Churchill would say IMO xD

and a bonus:

AND BEFTH TO THE THIWD WEICH (He went a bit lucio there)

Doffcfhfhtor I muthhst profhhteththst

~ Churchill, Doctor Who, 2010

Let me get one thing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maniacal. I'm absolutely frantic. I'm mad-dog. I'm beser. Im going wild, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. I'm a cycle path(?). I wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. Yall actually chew your spaghetti. Weak. PATHETIC. Ugly. I swallow it down my slippery gullet like its nothing. I go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so I can kick your ass..

I'm sorry did you just say ♥♥♥♥ obesity
what a strange world we live in

Come to D place
I'll burst ur condoms with me girth
Heading for ♥♥♥♥ obesity possibly ;D

The D Place Factor, just like its namesake I cant see that it did too well

Too Small - Live Experimental Concert

AND I WAS TOO SMALL TO DO BETTER
Too small to put it right (in)
I know it ain't big, it ain't impressive
So why did I play with Grindr?
We were out of condoms, ended up getting pregnant
If only I known at the time
Too small to do better
And it's been FOREVER
So can we try...
Can we try....
Again?

~ Pierce Davies, The D Factor 2017

Bolby... you are sooooo unprofessional

Squishy face Bolby when he realises he didnt put the author of the quote in his latest instagram story, and we had to remind him. Also, it wasnt marco polo, it was parco molo

That was a truly beautiful period piece on the great pride war of 2019. Kids in History Class in 30 years time are gonna be analysing this I know
Its already a prime meme. My favourite bit? TAKE YOUR JUUL OUT.. AND ♥♥♥♥ OFF!
Cause ofc Nick Juuls, he's definitely the kinda loser to do that

Crock’s Kitchen S07E10 – Nick’s kicked out – best exit ever (uncensored)

*Nick has to undergo community service because of homophobic hate crimes he committed*
The first task is to design propaganda to support anti-racism, anti-sexism and anti-homophobia
Here you go Lord Bolby.
That’s racist. *sigh*
NICKKKKKK….
Yes Mr. Crock?
There’s still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ racial slurs in this. FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN! It’s the FIRST task!
HURRY UP. Back in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ planning room.
YOU. Mate. WAKE UP
I’m up Mr Crock, I’m up!
You’re up? No, you’re DOWN, you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast asleep dreaming of straight pride
You start off like that, I’ll grill you all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ night LET’S GO!
*Nick delivers to Bolby his second propaganda art*
WOW. *massive sigh* That’s now ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexist.
I GAVE YOU IDEAS TO PUT ON YOUR WORK, not EDIT them for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LAUGH
I got it ☹ I don’t wanna go to to jail
WHAT’S GOING ON? IT’S NOW OR NEVER!! GET BACK IN THERE, NICK
..................................................................................................

………………………………………………
Okay… wait… NO. It’s racist propaganda again.
URRRGHH ☹
Come…… HERE…….. MATE
Look at me… LOOK AT ME…. LOOK. AT. MEEEEEEE………… *points finger at the door* OUT!
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!
I’M GOING!!!!!!!!
NICK? A-NICKKKKKK? NIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?
YES MR CROCK! :’(
TAKE YOUR JUUL OUT… AND ♥♥♥♥ OFF
No BOLBY don’t say that PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE
*Nick just kept being hit, like a LGBT revolt, pride flag after pride flag after pride flag and then finally… he just SUNK to the bottom of the rainbow*
Bolby please DON’T SAY THAT!
*SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAWD
*Nick picks up an equal rights poster sign and SLAMS it to the ground*
♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL… PICK IT UP!
*With Nick gone, the pride parade jumps into action*

will doodley-doo!
In the mean time, I finally found your discussion for finding memey subreddits and contributed some I find my memes on. Have a look if you want!

The prime stuff, deffo ^^

What should I put it as - bog standard meme or a PRIME MEME.
Also, Bolban Crocksay is the scariest chef to come out of Colchester. He will NOT be party to mouldy tangerines any longer

I'm just BRUTAL in this story
Henry knew he'd ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP

Please, add that to the meme group, it's great

Pt. 1
*Bolby and Henry enter the lecture room, stressed and on edge*
Bolby: Are you in charge of this? Are you responsible for this? That is the lecture I had, lunchtime. Cause you open your bag and bang out, comes the flies.
And Gentlemen, it gets worse than that.
*Bolby shows a soiled toilet, with an unknown substance at its base* ITS GREEN! Its beyond disgraceful. Its DISGUSTING. LOOK at the colour of that toilet water - *Bolby passes the toilet bowl around and lets the students sniff it*.
How long has that been in there? Give me an answer because I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MYSELF.
Henry: Yea- Yes. There's a lecturer responsible for this trying to rectif
B: This will KILL SOMEBODY.
(Henry gives some BS excuse that no one will believe)

Pt. 2
B: I know my limits and my lectures, where are YOUR standards. Look at it. Now let me tell you something - IVE USED THE TOILET HERE.
*Bolby picks up a mouldy tangerine peel* -
B: Where's that from? Thats been peeled. That's gone out. Where is it? Hey Madam *Bolby points to one of the girls walking past in the corridor*- Where's that tangerine gone?
*Tangerine starts rolling away to the front of the lecture hall, somehow making its way up a flight of stairs*
B: Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rotten you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot! Its rotteeeeeeeeeeen!
Has someone just let free a peeled tangerine? *No no no no can be heard in the background from one of the other students*
SO WHERE IS IT?
*The tangerine makes its way to the seats in the lecture hall, and joins another mouldy tangerine in Henry's bag*
Henry: Things are looking a bit GREAT. Whats better than one Tangerine? TWO TANGERINES.

He's only gone and served me a RAW TANGERINE

Yeah...... I'm a bit of a citrus addict, ya see.
I can tell by your Tangerine.
My.... Tangerine?
You're starting to LOOK LIKE IT
:ooooo
:'(

This fits so perfectly - its easily in prime meme top tier category for memes. Tinder can only ever be a disappointment, lots of amsterDAB memes, Kieran really doesnt do anything in it (so accurate!) and Pierce is the centre of attention... he loves that, yet he doesnt want to show his face in the meantime. Making Tinder puns from ramsay hotel hell episodes might just be the next fad!

HOTEL HELL

UGH. And a disgusting smelly pillow.
Absolutely disgusting
So far, my stay at Tinder "fake" 4 star hotel has been a huge disappointment.
The owner doesn't know her Essex to her Amsterdam, the staff don't get any right swipes, the Kierans are miserable... only Pierce, the Reddit owner is happy here.
I'm hoping a dip in the outside bath might get my day off to a better start...
Does... that look like a leftover from a Reddit live video?
Pierce... did you ♥♥♥♥ in the bath??
There's no WAY I'm going in there
This place has a lot of potential, but only if I can get Ruby to stop hiding from her guests in England, while she's pissing around in the Netherlands.
So now, I'm going to confront her with her worst nightmare.
Come upstairs.
These are all the people you matched with, but were deceived into thinking you were from the UK.
"A room full of my tinder matches"
I thought I was gonna pass out D:

Sometimes you do something good yet you're perceived as the bad guy.. do what you KNOW is right. Thinking something is right and knowing something is right arent the same thing. I did what I knew was right, if you dont agree with me then you do you Honey xx

- another philosophical treasure from K.V

dude just straight up explained the concept of hindsight - does he think these are groundbreaking philosophical scenarios he's describing? Dude is just as bad as Jaden Smith

"Perspective is the key to life. Looking back at things can give you a different perspective on what was going on and how you could of done things differently. Just stop and think about what you’re doing and how others may see you."

~ K.V.

chapter 3.5 could just be a prelude to Kieran's story I guess

maybe have chapter 9 be THE LOST CHAPTER like how hardware and software companies seem to be scared of it. No windows 9, no android s9, no iPhone 9

Truly one of the best to tell, but because of the dirty stuff that I told you about i'm like. HMMMMMMMMMMM maybe it shouldn't be included?
Chapter 3.5? Well I doubt it was a big enough story to actually be mentioned iirc

Where's chapter 3.5 - Where the gang are hunted and kicked off the friend app, for no apparent reason. Also, Chapter 9 - The Pierce Bath's Woe... and the blight below

3) The Mathlaysia Job

Story Section

1)Nick's Story Part 1 - The Maths Project
2)Nick's Story Part 2 - Unfollowed
3)University Peeps and Weird exams
4)Kieran's Story - The friend app and his emo phase
5)James' Story - He doesn't ghost, but he sure ain't interested either
6)A potential catfish - Using a dead friend app (never again)
7) Awkward leg moment in the surgery
8) Tinder Matches that don't actually want to bother with you

Chillin' not much else to say haha.
~Kieran 2

brb as I set that song description as my TINDER ANTHEM

and yeah I get LIVID whenever my precious childhood memories are ruined. Chicken pasta in BBQ sauce

Damn you really gotta hit me with the hating of rigorous exercise. Its true but it doesnt mean I'm proud of it

Rest until evening.
More exp gained and easier grinding

[Night is coming]

WEARY TRAVELLER. Welcome to the Fyzzybee inn. You have 4 people with you, so that'll be 48g for a stay. Would you like to rest until evening, or stay overnight?

@ℌ𝔢𝔯𝔬: Wow. Did anyone ask for your contribution to this discussion? No. Well shut the ♥♥♥♥ up then

@Cobaltᛟ: But before we leave.... weary traveller you must be exhausted! I've just brewed some Chamomile tea, you're welcome to partake it with me?

that group picture...
*nom nom*..

This is really good!

brb, gotta brew myself some chamomile tea

Nick being kinda nice is like feeling the crust of the microwaved pizza. Wow, its not that hot. Go to take a bite and... OW OW OW. Dude, is this topping ripping off my skin? It drips all over the counter, melts through to the floor... who knew microwaved pizza is more dangerous than.. *looks up acidic chemicals*... uuh, FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID

The only mirage here was Nick being (sort of) kind to me during the maths project.

*presses a button*
>:D ----> :s -----> :x
Ok ok got the pizza... ow ow OWOWOWOW

and it's always 3AM!!

Dont wanna drop that skill if you respec

Skill - BANANA
Effect - Passive +20 to Pottasium

And... uuh... BANANA?

im sorry I think you might have got it wrong there
the real 7 elements
Main Character
OP / Spirit
Useless / Steel
Hot Pizza straight from the microwave at 2am
Indonesian for RPG
M I R A G E
Homophobic

Did you hear about the 7 elements?

Fire
Water
Earth
Wind
Electricity
Light
Darkness

In 50 years time, there's gonna be a next-generation of Bolby and Sam. EXPLORING BOLBY HOTEL (PIZZA STAINS ON FLOOR) (EMPTY FACE MASK CONTAINER) (SURPRISINGLY, NO SHIRTS IN CLOSET) (STILL HAUNTED!!)

Dude is this pizza like... ripping off my skin?

I swear, that Hero, cant take a joke
Bolby now? what a great lad, very understanding, understands his friends wouldnt mind him sneaking into their house, heating up some pizza in the microwave and making a racket closing and opening the door, smearing greasy just-nuked pizza on their countertop, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in their sink, and staking up their step-in cupboard with just-nuked dominos pepperoni pizza and possibly dripping cheesy toppings on the floor