Chariots Chariots.

And by the dead, I mean this group.
Alright, let me just set up a few rules before we get started:

1. We are not meant to be taken seriously.
2. Follow the group rules.
3. Obey Cave Johnson
4. Everyone is crazy except you.
5. It doesnt matter if you are under oath, you can still lie your way out of prison.
6. In the event of interaction with a fangirl, accept everything. Even death.
7. You will never achieve the goal of "Best at ______".
8. The ones who arnt paranoid just dont pay enough attention.
9. If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight.
10. Not obeying Soldier Tzus commands will always result in failure.
11. Ignore the Announcer.
12. The world is not ending.
13. Friday the 13th is a hoax used to make others feel accomplished when nothing bad happens to them.
14. There will always be ponies of it. No exceptions.
15. Why cant you love [ INSERT COWORKERS NAME HERE ] ?
16. CAPS LOCK IS ACCEPTIBLE IN EVERY SITUATION
17. Everything on the internet is a lie.
18. The cake is a lie.
19. Rule 28 is false.
20. The fact that you are reading these rules shows that you have nothing else to do.
21. Everyone will abandon you eventually.
22. Rule 21 is the reason why you should have an imaginary friend.
23. There is no other side.
24. Rule 25 is better than Rule 24.
25. This rule is better than Rule 24.
26. The more pure something is, the more halarious it is to corrupt it.
27. I am president Barack Obama, and you are reading this in my voice.
28. Rule 19 is true.
29. The sky is blue because thats its favorite color.
30. I cant read your handwriting. Write neater next time.
31. In the event of a strange coincidence, assume its your fault.
32. I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.
33. I CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS AND USE SMALL WORDS.
34. Redirect: Rule 34
35. Redirect: Rule 34
36. Cats are great.No exceptions.
37. Humans can survive underwater, just not for very long.
38. All these rules are original.
39. The sound of progress is the sound of vital organs exploding.
40. Im the artist and Ill do what I want.
41. Art is doing something you enjoy.
42. And thats why Im not doing it anymore.
43. Rule 38 is a lie.
44. On the internet, men are men, women are men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
45. Real life is boring.
46. CRY SUM MOAR
47. One does not simply walk into Mordor.
48. Someone has done it better. No exceptions.
49. There will always be something worse than what you just saw.
50. THIS JUST GOT SIGNED BY SAXTON HALE!
51. Nobody can beat Saxton Hale at arm wrestling. Not even Medic.
52. Engineer cheats at arm wrestling.
53. Nothing isnt impossible, because I do nothing every day.
53.12423523523. There are never enough rules.
54. WHY
55. Something bad will happen in the next 10 seconds. No exceptions.
56. Art degrees are worthless.
57. Sibsy x Mando. No exceptions.
58. Someone is always butthurt. No exceptions.
61. Suddenly Applebloom.
60. If its past 23:00 YOU NEED TO GET TO SLEEP.
61. You liek mudkipz.
62. I AM IN YOUR MIND. THE FARE IS 5 DOLLARS AND NO MORE.
63. For every male character, there is a female version. No exceptions.
63.5. For every female character, there is a male version. No exceptions.
64. He wont actually become an hero.
65. If he does become an hero, its all your fault.
66. Gamestop doesnt sell Battletoads, but ask anyway.
67. No real limits really apply here. Not even the sky.
68. It always needs more saus.
69. It always needs more meem.
70. He's a doctor, just one without a licence.
71. Make sure you trust everyone with a big black van.
72. Your opinion doesn't matter to anyone. No exceptions.
73. Do not copy jamesfelicia's swaq. No exceptions.
74. Do not question the rules. Ever.
75. OH GOD MCRIB IS BACK!
76. There are some words that, if I have to use them to describe a man, mean that man is dead to me, and also everybody else, because I will kill that man. Those words are "hatless", and "coward".

There. If anyone has any questions, you can bring it up with me!