We are one with the Cat God, Daniel.

We, the cats of The House Of Meow, spread our elegant and harmonic moaning meows to the good people of the Earth with hope that they will become a divine cat with us. Once approved to be a cat of The House Of Meow, the mighty Cat God, Daniel, will bestow upon you the finest cat liter to crap on and gourmet fancy feast tins to shove your face into. To be officialy approved as a Meower, you need to be MLG, in the Illuminardy, swiggity-wiggity,and 42. Invite friends whom you deem worthy to become a cat of the house.

The House Of Meow's Official Anthem