It is well within my best honor that I announce, that I, BallsMcFrenzy, AKA, Marc Peck, AKA Facerape69, AKA Masturdeath666, have finally made first ever contact with my second best friend in the whole world, via steam, after nearly 5 months of waiting. Also, Resident Evil 5 was thrown across the table in my direction, so today was a very good day.

Today, between the hours of 5 PM - 9 PM, Flynski, Baron Fancy-Pants, and myself, attended a video game convention in Durham NC. This was taken place at the Durham Museum of Life and Science in Durham. Among those who were in attendance besides ourselves, surprisingly few came to it despite the showing, and meeting, of some of the creators of the famous title, known as Assassin's Creed, and a showcasing of the upcoming game, Ghost Recon. Those who sought out these men were rewarded with a Ghost Recon themed dog-tag, with a code for the free Xbox 360 Beta. As well as themselves, the creators of the famous video game, Moonbase Alpha, known solely by the laugh-inducing Text-to-Speech option, were there somewhere in the back. They happily brought 3 laptops for trialing the game sponsored by NASA. Baron, Flynski and I hogged the table and abused Text-to-Speech with every swear word known to the English language. Needless to say, it begged plenty of laughs from the creators when we started a trio of the so abused 'U' spam in chat. It turns out that the creators have a great sense of humor, and we all joked about them bringing subwoofers next time they come down to NC.

So, whats up? Did you enjoy this random pop up message? If yes, hooray, if not, ♥♥♥♥ you. Especially the name Evan. Man I hate that name.

YO MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'M HAPPY
TO WATCH YOU WAIT
FOR THE GAME
TO BE DONE
AND OVER WITH YO MUM
BECAUSE IT WINS
THE ♥♥♥♥♥
THE VAG
AND THE BONE
DID I SAY BONE?
I MEANT ♥♥♥♥
WELL ANYWAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YO FAMILY
YO STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥' HAPPILY
WAITING FOR THE LOVE
CAUSE YOU KNOW
MY HATS OFF, AND OUT OF THA BAG
TO GO AND ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YALL CALL A HAG
AND HE'LL BE DONE WITH HER
LIKE A DOG ON HIS SACK
YO I AINT GAY BUT I'D
♥♥♥♥ HIS ♥♥♥♥
OUT.

YO MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'M HAPPY
TO WATCH YOU WAIT
FOR THE GAME
TO BE DONE
AND OVER WITH YO MUM
BECAUSE IT WINS
THE ♥♥♥♥♥
THE VAG
AND THE BONE
DID I SAY BONE?
I MEANT ♥♥♥♥
WELL ANYWAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YO FAMILY
YO STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥' HAPPILY
WAITING FOR THE LOVE
CAUSE YOU KNOW
MY HATS OFF, AND OUT OF THA BAG
TO GO AND ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT YALL CALL A HAG
AND HE'LL BE DONE WITH HER
LIKE A DOG ON HIS SACK
YO I AINT GAY BUT I'D
♥♥♥♥ HIS ♥♥♥♥
OUT.