People Rejecting the Improper Consumption of Kit-Kats (PRICK)

How can anybody stand amongst us and claim that it is acceptable to bite through several fingers of a Kit-Kat at once. How can one validate such horrendous and malicious activity. I do not want my children to grow up in a world where people commit such vicious crimes against humanity. This used to be a great society, but together, we can make it great once again.

We cannot stand for such atrocities any longer
Join PRICK today, and together, we will look stern and write angry letters to all who improperly consume Kit-Kats