I'm Still Sober from having sex with a goat, but this venture has educated me greatly on developing my knowledge in the field of macroeconomics.

1 - Humans tendency is very irrational. Why would one ♥♥♥♥ a goat? Why would one spend $5,000 to ♥♥♥♥ a goat? This irrationality is extremely revealing when analyzing behavior in the broader market. Despite a few potential cases where I would desire to ♥♥♥♥ a goat, just as I would want to sell shares on my portfolio, understanding impulse control is a great way to challenge typical economic behaviors.

2 - Choices affect everyone! If you were to ♥♥♥♥ a goat, it would affect a wider demographic of people outside of yourself, just as if you were to print $100,000,000 and put into Goat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Stock (DO NOT DO THIS!!!). In the same way that investments, losses in the market, and other economic factors can affect large populations.

3 - The economy would Crash if I had sex with a goat, so I will not do this.

Thank you for reading. I hope my sobriety will keep the market strong. I Also have no clue What I'm talking about.