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How to get THAT Smell out of my gaming chair.

June 10 - Kissy Thunder | 1 Comments

A common problem that must people have is that their gaming chairs start to smell, mine has started to smell of poo, this is very unpleasant and my girlfriend has started whining about it recently which makes me angry. I've tried wiping it down with wet wipes and the smell doesn't seem to leave, any advice? How do you guys get rid of the smell?

I AM SICK OF SEING FAT SLOB FOIDS IN PUBLIC

May 1 - Kissy Thunder | 0 Comments

I WAS IN WALMART TODAY AND I SAW THIS FAT TUB OF SH1T GIRL EXCHANGING COINS FOR BILLS AT THE COINSTAR MACHINE IN THE ENTRANCE TO THE STORE. SHE WAS WEARING WEED PRINT PAJAMA BOTTOMS AND A TIE-DYE HOODIE AND CROCS. DID I MENTION THAT SHE WAS FAT? ANYWAYS, I WAS IMMEDIATELY REPULSED BUT GOOD THING I SAW IT AS I WAS LEAVING OR I WOULD HAVE HAD TO SHOP SOMEWHERE ELSE. SHE SHOULD'VE JUST LEFT THE HOUSE IN BURLAP RAGS OR AN OAK BARREL WITH STRAPS LIKE A MEDIEVAL PEASANT WOULD WEAR. THAT'S ESSENTIALLY THE MODERN DAY EQUIVALENT.

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jonnyb2g233 5 hours ago

i'm an incel creature, i live in my moms basement surrounded by piss bottles and ♥♥♥ rags, i haven't showered in 3 weeks, my beard looks like pubic hair, my face is deformed, i want to die, kill me

jonnyb2g233 Dec 8 @ 6:24pm

I'm ugly, women are scared of me, i creep them out

fred Oct 4 @ 11:48am

At Sunday dinner, my mom asked why I was chewing so weird. I told her it was “mewing,” jawline optimization. My dad sighed into his mashed potatoes. My little brother asked if the nose tape I wore at night actually worked or if I was just insane.

I laughed and swallowed my collagen pill with water straight from the jug.
“Give me six months,” I said. “You’ll all be jealous.”

They just stared at me like I’d lost my mind.