Oh Gabe, our all mighty Lord, please forgive me about the sins i'll say to thou. Long time ago, when i was a foolish child i played games on an xbox 360 and i didn't accept your gifts from the heavens. I seek your mercy and forgiveness, my Lord and i will spend thousands of euros to please you. Gaben.

Im shit at cs:go, forgive me

lord i am super bad at cs go please forgive me of my sins

lord ima f2p guy pls forgive me i will marry ur darghter and rape ur wife

Save me, Lord, I bought grey-market steam keys.

O lord Gaben forgive me for I have sinned, back when I was a non-believer I aimboted on cs I wish to redeem myself with buying 100 euros worth of keys, and keep blessing this community with vac. Gaben

O lord Gaben save me

oh lawd and saviah, i have sinned greatly and bought skins from the market instead of your cases, forgive me lord. gaben.

lord forgive my sins for not buying every half life game

I would like to confess to my sins..........

I... I... I PLAYED BATTLEFIELD 3 ON ORIGIN, PLEASE STRIKE ME DOWN AND END MY LIFE, I CAN NOT REDEEM MYSELF.

LAWD GABEN FORGIVE ME FOR NOT EMPTYING MY WALLET DURING EVERY STEAM SALE.

Please forgive me for pirating Half Life 2 Episode 1 and 2 because I didn't have the money for either one of them. Forgive Lord Gaben, and please give me an hev suit for my birthday.

Lord Gaben, please forgiveth me, for I have sinned. In this past summer sale, I bought no games.

Lord Gaben, please forgive me, for I have sinned. I have rage quit in a CS:GO competitive match.

lord gaben please forgive me for i have sinned,idont have half life