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Rad: Now the radio's given out. It looks like we'll have to ride out the storm on the mountain and hike out in the morning!
Sly: it will get below freezing and we're not prepared.
Rad: Here get out the sleeping bag. I'll show you a trick I learned in Scouts. If we both get in one bad naked, our body heat will keep us warm!
* They get naked into the one sleeping bag *
Sly: You saved my life Rad, I don't know how I'll ever repay you.
Rad: Save your strength. We have a long night ahead. I need your beauty in my life tomorrow and the next day.
*sex ensues*
In the morning rescue workers find them.
Rad: Can't you see we're busy?! Go away!
Sly: If we never get off this mountain, it will be too soon.
(...Sex Ends. Johnny's face, hole, hair and mouth are filled with ♥♥♥)
Johnny Rapid: Do I pass Mr. Davis?
Mr. Davis: I'm sorry Justin, I warned you that you would need to work hard to pass my class. You need to stop partying and hanging out with so many girls.
Johnny Rapid: Well what can I do? Do you have any extra credit?
Mr. Davis: Extra credit... well?
Johnny Rapid: I'll do anything Mr. Davis.
Mr. Davis: Anything?
Johnny Rapid: Anything...
Mr. Davis: Even this? (Mr. Davis unbuttons his pants and a big monster ♥♥♥♥ falls out.
Johnny Rapid: (Nervous... his eyes wide) Um...
Mr. Davis: Do you want to pass my class or not?
Marco:(thrusting his thumbs behind the straps of his rubberized overalls)Hey..
Marco roughly thrusts his hand into Chucks shirt, starts tuning in Tokyo, Chuck tit-punches him in return.
Sex ensues.
Chuck: ♥♥♥♥ yeah. oh yeah. ♥♥♥♥ yeah!
Marco: Mumbuhgrumpflumph.
Chuck: You like that ♥♥♥♥, huh boy?
Marco: mmgrrulmph..yetthhh!
Tod grabs Mr. Smith's ♥♥♥♥, then deep throats the shaft.
"Tod, I understand this is your first time."
"Oh, yes, Mr. Smith," Tod murmurs as he spanks the ♥♥♥♥ against his tongue before swallowing the shaft.
Sex ends.
ERIC signs for the package. THE UPS MAN dresses and leaves.
END
The small but firm, muscular buttocks of THE UPS MAN, framed tautly by his tight, brown UPS shorts. He walks towards the front door, revealing his broad shoulders and bulging calves.
THE UPS MAN rings the doorbell.
ERIC, the resident of the house, opens the door. He wears nothing but a towel around his waist, his athletic body in plain sight. His eyes squint in the bright sunlight, as if he just awoke.
THE UPS MAN I've got a package for Eric?
ERIC gazes into THE UPS MAN's eyes with a smirk and places his hand on THE UPS MAN's crotch.
ERIC I've been expecting you.
THE UPS MAN pulls the towel off ERIC as he enters the house.
INT. ERIC'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
"Tony: I'm really sorry that you broke up with my sister, but I will always be here for you."
And then Corbin Fisher shouted "Cut!"
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