♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in Fiji bottles since 1999

Why did we create this group? To ♥♥♥♥ Fiji bottles, that's why.

What happens when you taste™ f i j i w a t e r?

Well, you first lose all ability to feel human emotion and pain. Stage 2, you begin to see the world in bright neon colors that really hurt your eyes. Stage 3: Everyone you see is a Roman bust head with a Fiji water bottle body. Every car looks like something from a 1970's racing game. Stage 4: You begin seeing everything in 2D, with black and purple checkered walls and floating/spinning Windows 95 signs. You begin to see yourself turn into the real Fiji bottle. Stage 5: You begin to only hear v a p o r w a v e and see a e s t h e t i c s as you fall into a p i t of forever satan fire and everyone around you sees you as if you were going into a coma, but, alas, you sly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arent falling into a coma, you're becoming v a p o r w a v e. Stage 6: You, only you, begin to see yourself as a real fiji bottle, empty, as your real body slips into the coma of v a p o r w a v e and a e s t h e t i c s as you forever burn in the hell of distorted 1950's-80's elevator music, repeating itself past infinity as you forever search for more fiji water to fill up the empty fiji bottle of water your soul has become. Your brain and organs no longer function, and, as you die, you yell out "V A P O R W A V E" for infinity repeating, the doctors screaming in horror as they try to revive you with your child, wife, best friend and sister watching you the entire time. Now, satan has successfully put your soul in a special part of hell, where even Satan hates to go, because of the extreme a e s t h e t i c s and pit of absolute hell.

How do I know? Just ask me, I've had to rip my self from the gateways of that hell after 2012.

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