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They were all tossed into the hollow earth entrance in antarctica after having their burned feathers restored by painfully stabbing wooden feathers into their skin and setting them on fire.

The Bird is the SI unit of energy, according to my Chinese physics teaching assistant. Birds are a derived unit consisting of "nutrons" and "mereters."
Thus, the great Bird burning of 1945 was actually an alternative energy program; whereby, Birds were burned in ovens to power turbines and generate economical electricity from non-fossil sources. Some argue that after centuries and centuries of constant pwnage, Birds had a boost in their average heat capacity, which makes them a cheap source of energy more than other species.