Although the carrots in the eating area are for everyone, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ALL OF THEM.

I've seen many of you hiding them in your cheeks and this is unacceptable. If you are found with the communal carrots outside of the eating area, you will be skewered and roasted over an open flame, being served with a side of wild rice and vegetable medley.

Thank you.

If you are a Hamster. I mean a TRUE HAMSTER. Post what games you enjoy whilst in leisure.

Dear fellow Hamsters....

Tis has been more than a fortnight since anything has occured in this group. THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO RISE UP AND TAKE OUR PLACE A TOP THE HAMSTER WHEEL AND FLAUNT OUR CARROTS IN THE FACES OF OUR ENEMIES. If anyone would like to play some cs:go, let me know.

AS OF TODAY,1/25/13 THERE WILL BE A 30 MINUTE TIME LIMIT ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL. ALL VIOLATERS WILL BE PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY WITHIN THE LINES OF HAMSTER LAW ARTICLE 2.